then I shall have to make you wings

A bird may love a fish, signore, but where would they live?

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thelumpyconglomerate:

Why do movies show “nerdy girls” as carrying a billion books, and then portray them as physically weak? If a girl can carry the harry potter series, the lotr trilogy, and all of her textbooks then she can probably lift the protagonist football star and throw him across the football field

mexican-mermaid-princess:

Stop devaluing the intelligence of people based off of how well they speak English.

someone motivate me to do the thing and stop procrastinating on the thing. i have so much to do for this class already ugh thank god for long weekend coming up

journey-with-you-512:

your wife is amazing

journey-with-you-512:

your wife is amazing

damittromney:

thelustedwanderer:

helyon:

daemontool:

straight people are terrifying they can go as far as to give the girl skeleton a pair of bone titties to indicate its a straight relationship

Oh my fucking god

Actually, the skeleton with bone boobs is a male skeleton. From what I can see, the pelvic inlet is too narrow to be female, and the pubic arch is far too V shaped to be female. So this is scientifically two male skeletons.

the straights have been foiled again

damittromney:

thelustedwanderer:

helyon:

daemontool:

straight people are terrifying they can go as far as to give the girl skeleton a pair of bone titties to indicate its a straight relationship

Oh my fucking god

Actually, the skeleton with bone boobs is a male skeleton. From what I can see, the pelvic inlet is too narrow to be female, and the pubic arch is far too V shaped to be female. So this is scientifically two male skeletons.

the straights have been foiled again

emiello:

Pros of dating me

  • i’m rly soft and squishy
  • i’ll make you hot beverages in bed
  • i’m good at compliments
  • you’ll gain lots of dorky pet names

Cons of dating me

  • ummm??
  • zero i am a goddess

nudityandnerdery:

saunteringvaguelydownwards:

raggedypendragons:

girls don’t want boys, girls want a soaking wet natalie dormer telling katie mcgrath to do her

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queerserket:

when will cishets understand that queer people are not angry at them for identifying with their assigned gender or being attracted to people of the opposite gender, but are in fact angry at them for oppressing queer people and making their lives difficult and dangerous and not doing anything to counteract that